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is open for all of your panic hurricane hoarding, Labor Day picnic, back to school spicy comestible needs!
Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:20:42 +0100
will be off to the Wooville Common to speak w/Hank Stolz on the 830 AM dial then back to the Emporium!
Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:33:31 +0100
Jumping on the hype bandwagon... Hurricane coming up the coast folks. Milk? Bread? Batteries? How are you set for Buffalo Balm and Wazoo Juice Hot Sauce??? Don't be caught short. Stop in before the front moves through. :]]
Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:52:40 +0100
In celebration of "Labor Day", 10% off this week for all pregnant women here at the "House of GONZO". Just what you need to satisfy all your weird cravings (some results may vary...).
Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:39:19 +0100
Labor Day Weekend is approaching at LIGHTSPEED!! Are you stocked up for all of your end of summer/heading to school spicy comestibles? Supplies running low at home? Don't panic folks. We have what you need. Stop in to the Emporium and fill your own reusable and discreet brown paper bag with more Dr. GONZO! (they're good... fer what ails ya!)
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Professional Grade Habeneromash

Professional Grade Habeneromash
Dr. Gonzo's Professional Grade Habeneromash
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Well, the "Good Doctor" was hesitant to proceed with this experiment, but after listening to the buying public, the next level of heat has arrived! This hot pepper relish will give you at least a nanosecond worth of great "Mash" flavor before the Habenero peppers reach out and have their way with you.  Its distinctive 'safety orange' or 'flame red' contents make it easy to find on the store shelf and is the quickest route to an endorphin rush in our product line.

This product is not to be trifled with. It varies in heat from 300,000 to 500,000 (Scoville) units in heat depending on how the peppers come in. ADULT SUPERVISION IS REQUIRED when you crack open a jar (we're talkin' MATURE adults, not people like us). The perfect ace in the hole for that certain someone in your life that claims "nothing is too hot." Have fun, be creative, but don't abuse your friends and family.

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