The "Straight Story": this English pub style mustard has a large 'nose' that will hit you with a horse radish like effect and finishes with a nice black pepper tang.

The "Good Doctor's" story (and he's sticking to it): Black flies and mustard in the same sentence? Only the "Good Doctor" could have thunk this up. Working with highly ranked government officials in Albany to reduce the Adirondack's black fly population, the "Good Doctor's" plan should eventually reduce the black flies and provide us mustard lovers with a tasty treat.

To lure in massive swarms of black flies (the Official Bird of New York's Adirondack State Park), the "Good Doctor" uses busloads of Old Forge tourists as bait. Once the swarms of black flies have descended on the hapless tourists, the "Good Doctor" and his crack team of black fly experts snare the wild beasties, deftly remove the testosterone soaked Adirondack Oysters in a delicate surgical maneuver from only the finest 'bull' flies, before releasing them all back into the wild. Now you know how we get that slightly nutty aftertaste in this great mustard.

Is this a stroke of environmental conservation and culinary genius? You be the judge. Order a jar and try it on deli sandwiches (check out the recipe forum for the Pastrami, Provolone Melt) Enjoy