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is open for all of your panic hurricane hoarding, Labor Day picnic, back to school spicy comestible needs!
Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:20:42 +0100
will be off to the Wooville Common to speak w/Hank Stolz on the 830 AM dial then back to the Emporium!
Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:33:31 +0100
Jumping on the hype bandwagon... Hurricane coming up the coast folks. Milk? Bread? Batteries? How are you set for Buffalo Balm and Wazoo Juice Hot Sauce??? Don't be caught short. Stop in before the front moves through. :]]
Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:52:40 +0100
In celebration of "Labor Day", 10% off this week for all pregnant women here at the "House of GONZO". Just what you need to satisfy all your weird cravings (some results may vary...).
Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:39:19 +0100
Labor Day Weekend is approaching at LIGHTSPEED!! Are you stocked up for all of your end of summer/heading to school spicy comestibles? Supplies running low at home? Don't panic folks. We have what you need. Stop in to the Emporium and fill your own reusable and discreet brown paper bag with more Dr. GONZO! (they're good... fer what ails ya!)
Wed, 01 Sep 2010 18:15:44 +0100

 

Life is too short to be bland! Man bites hot dog... no news. Hot dog bites man... BIG NEWS! The "Good Doctor" produces a line of all natural condiments with no fillers or preservatives (just what's in the produce), that can be used in a variety of ways.  So, what are you waiting for? Give your food a fighting chance to bite back with Dr. GONZO's Uncommon Condiments!

PS, "They" say that our product line goes well with good beer... the "Good Doctor" thinks that this theory needs a lot more testing.

Hot Pepper Mashes

Are these all-natural hot pepper relishes, chip dips, marinades, breakfast food groups or just another exotic beer enhancement tool?

Our three very distinct mustard products are great on a variety of food groups or just straight from the jar! Some folks can't leave the house without 'em. Enjoy!

Hot Sauces

When you get tired of the usual heat/vinegar/salt combination or you actually want to taste the food you have purchased, give our four Hot Sauces a try. They each have distinct heat, flavor and texture profiles some folks find mildly addictive.

Amazing Rubs

Our all natural, low sodium spice blends are perfect as a rub, party dip or used instead of your salt & pepper shaker. You'll find it hard to put these babies away...

Dr. GONZO's line or durable wear that will tickle yer fancy!

Merchandise

Unique Dr. GONZO frame worthy art by local art legends. Be the first in your trailer park or dorm to collect them all!

2007 Fiery Foods winner and 2007 Scovie
Did you know...?
When we say "Award-winning," we're not kidding! The Dr. Gonzo product line is the proud recipient of the following awards. In 2007, Professional Grade Habaneromash WON Chile Pepper Magazine's Fiery Foods Challenge in the Best Relish category! In 2008, Professional Grade Habaneromash took a razor-thin second to a certain competitor from the underworld in the Scovie Awards' Best Condiments: Relish division. That's still worthy of this icon!